30 8 / 2014

"Being a horrible human being is not affected by your gender"

30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

bilalsohail:

This is literally something my friends would do to me and I would fall for it

bilalsohail:

This is literally something my friends would do to me and I would fall for it

(Source: pleatedjeans, via talkie-walkie)

30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

parents-vs-esports:

MY FAVORITE DRINK

parents-vs-esports:

MY FAVORITE DRINK

(via 3lixar)

29 8 / 2014

wettestelk:

A trilogy

(via joydick)

29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

27 8 / 2014

  • 1: n-n-n
  • 2: oh it's his first words!
  • 1: n-n
  • 1: not all men
  • 2: put it back
  • "all women are assholes"

27 8 / 2014

27 8 / 2014

searchiebutt:

I LOVE GERMAN PEOPLE AND THE LANGUAGE

GUTEN TAG

27 8 / 2014

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

(Source: babylizard, via langernameohnebedeutung)

27 8 / 2014

27 8 / 2014

most-awkward-moments:

TINKY WINKY

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DIPSY

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LALA

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PO

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TYRONE

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(Source: babynanaii, via dutchster)